Also, I’ve been listening to Lou Reed’s Transformer a lot recently. Hence the title of this post. Vicious. Listen to it. And just because I like telling random stories: one time I saw a girl get hit with a flower. True story. It was hilarious*. Basically, she thought some guy was going to give her a flower and then he hit her with it instead and said she shouldn’t accept things from strangers, or something to that effect.
*Disclaimer: I’m not promoting random acts of flower violence. I doubt getting hit with a flower would hurt much anyway. Unless it had heaps of thorns. And it happened to be more of a tap than a hit. Plus this all happened during Schoolies Week (international readers: think Spring Break), so that explains a lot.