It’s Australia Day today.
Time for me to get patriotic and slip, slop, slap; fire up the barbie; indulge in a sausage sanga/lamington/tim tam/slice of pavlova or two; and throw back a few coldies with my mates. All while listening to the Hottest 100, of course. Can’t wait to hear the hottest 99 songs that weren’t leaked by triple j.
If you had to google any of the above, you fail at being Australian. I’m sorry, but it’s true. Jokes… kind of…
Image source: via tfs/unknown. (If anyone knows please tell me so I can credit it).